Archive for January, 2008

Febuary:A Month of Love…and Anime!!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 21, 2008 by d1storted

Ok,so Febuary is comin’ up pretty dang soon so I’m gonna open up a few more bulletins of various awards for what I think deserves it(Awards In the Applesauce)and some other pretty random stuff(the drawings I promised you,Animes that I think are completely awesome,and-like I said,pretty random stuff).So I’m gonna need at least a little views-so,if you think this is at least somewhat cool,check the month of Febuary-on the Distortion! ^_^

                   

So..what about this..

Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2008 by d1storted

Ok,so I’m gonna start posting drawings and in case, any are intrested to take a peek-I’ll probably start posting them..eh,maybe Sunday or Monday..or maybe tomorrow.I would post them now but I have a little digital camera complications..but,anyway..just letting people know…

Awards In the Applesauce

Posted in Uncategorized on January 18, 2008 by d1storted

Herro, and welcome to Awards In the Applesauce with your friends Haji and Kim Jong! Say hi..”HI ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY GIVE’S A CRAP ABOUT THIS PAGE!”

Well,let’s get started…

 

As people who actually know me, know that I love funny crap so, here’s the, voted by anonymus people who I don’t even know, the Funniest Movie of the sad,washed up month of January-Mr.Woodcock! Yeayyy…*que applause*

It’s pretty much about a fat kid in childhood who had an evil gym teacher named Mr.Woodcock.So,when he gets older he drops 500 pounds and makes a book that causes him getting an award from his hometown.When he comes back,he finds out that his Mom is getting married to the notorious..who?None other than Mr.Woodcock *-* uh oh.

I seriously advise watchin’ that movie that seriously pwns them nUbs-seriously,it deserves it.

 

 

 

It’s a little creepy out there, but for a kyropteron like Saya,the creepy level is off the freakin charts! Buuuut,that’s why Blood Plus is Anime of The Month!For those who’ve never watched that show of awesomenessessness..ness it’s basically about a genetically enhanced monster that’s forced to live off blood and has to survive and fight her way through the chaos around her until finally killing her twisted sister named Diva.She takes a human form as does her sister and their Chevaliers(people changed from human to kyropteron by Saya’s or Diva’s blood-then forced to protect and serve their “creators”).Now,usually kyropterons don’t die from flesh wounds besides decapitation or totally destroying the body,but if Saya’s blood would happen to mix with any kyropteron’s blood(including Diva) their body would crystalize and fall apart.Same way with Diva.So-imagine how hard it’d be kill Diva or Diva kill Saya,not very hard at all but-*gasp* Diva happens to have a crap load of Chevailers that protect her a little too much and they’re pretty obsessive. Diva-**** load of Chevaliers.Saya-one Haji..hmm…

Anyway I’d like to give out a special thanks to the creators of Blood Plus and Adult Swim which broadcasts a new episode every Saturday. You rock >_< 

 

 

 

So,I guess that brings us to our final award of the month,Show of The Month!They’re have been some pretty awesome new shows that have been out there this past month but..I gotta hand it to….*drumroll*…….Scrubs!That HAS to be the most hilarious fictional  medical show I’ve ever seen, and somehow- most realistic(Sorry,Grey’s Anatomy-but you just plain suck).It perfectly blends in with comedy and real life in a harmonic rythm,and has just kicked off with its Seventh Season, and unfortunatly its last…but-there’s still gonna be that sense of true comedy that show let off..

An ode to you,Scrubs-I salute you.

 

Well,that’s it for Awards In the Applesauce-say bye,Haji and Kim Jong!

“BYE-WE HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR!”

 

So long and goodnight people..

 

 

El’ Honey Mustard..I dunno…

Posted in Uncategorized on January 17, 2008 by d1storted

Funny stuff, Music, and various other things that are random…

Anime comic strip brought to jOO weekly drawn and brought to you by muah!

Still workin’ on it but..I promise it will get to you soon!

So..moving on, the most anticipated movie of 08 just plain HAS to go to…

Meet the Spartans!..Come on up accept your freakin reward..

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=20435040

 God I need to see that movie..but,anyway-happy trails and never,EVER forget your Emo repellent! Trust me,you’ll thank me later.